NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT IS!

Yes, just when we thought that wily sun had the last laugh with it expanding into a red giant, charring our planet in 5 or 6 billion years in the future, we kick it in the head with our scientific knowledge!

It's quite interesting to see that if a CD is "visibly" full to the middle, it's only about 30 minutes long - because the track length gets larger toward the rim, of course.

JJ: The Will Of Good Men.

NP: Ride With the-- >erk<

>screams are heard in the background<

>sound of screaming stops suddenly, followed by dull thud<

Okay, you stupid humans! LISTEN UP!
This is The Mole King! I have just begun my invasion, starting with the insignificant little town of Fredericksburg, Virginia! (Who's gonna miss it, besides the Silver Cos?)
Anyway, back to the point. My troops are already digging into the White House as we speak, and will soon be replacing the president's top advisors. As we all know, he's too dumb to do anything himself, so it shouldn’t be too hard to get him to do what we want!
In phase I, we will institute mole education programs in all the schools! Kids will be required to recite the Pledge Of Subservience To Moles at the start of every day (following a respectful moment of silence). Your offspring already have malleable minds anyhow, so getting them to serve us won’t be hard either! Ha ha ha HA!
In Phase II, we will take over the rest of the USA! Of course, the rest of the World won’t care! They hate you all anyway! (Haha ha heh heh! Ah hah ha ha ha ha HA!)
In Phase III, we’re going to brainwash Saddam and his army and use him along with the conditioned school kids and any self-admitted Nazis to CONQUER THE GLOBE!
You might be wondering why I’m telling you all this, hm? Well, it’s cause I love to gloat! And you’re all too stupid to stop me ANYWAY! Ah, ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HAAA HAHHHAAA!!!!!

>sudden slapping sounds<

Ahhh! Underwear! Bleagh! Gasp! Choke!

>sound of mole being choked to death<

Okay, this is one of the Dunham Cats. No, I won’t say which one. You may not realize this, but you stupid humans are the target of EVERY little NUTBALL in the universe with an invasion plan! Dumb, huh?
Anyway, you forgot one little detail: we CATS have already conquered the globe, and we won’t be letting any stupid MOLES take it away!
When John wakes up, don’t tell him we saved his life. He already caters to our needs enough as it is.

Wha... who posted this stuff in my message? And how did I get this bump on my head? Whoever did this, it's not funny! Say, what happened to my clean underwear...?

dammit!

Well, we need something to kick this threat in it's metaphorical head......dammit!

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Or even triple poster, as it happens.

My bad.

Damn it! :GRRRR

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Originally posted 08-26-2000 12:43 PM PT (US) by John Dunham:
Dead Thread

And it had such momentum going, too... waht a shame...

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So I thought, I'll go back and quote one of Marian's old posts! Wouldn you know it, the first one I came across, on the first page I clicked on (at random) was your reply to the post you quoted! What are the odds of that??
Anyway, you said:

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Right. Where's Rocco? Maybe he can revive it.

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Then later you wrote:

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Things I don't like:

• Not having time

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So why were you reading through the old pages if you have no time?

How come I now gotta type in my name and password everytime I post? Is it a site thing, or are my cookies messed up?

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Originally posted by John Dunham:
So why were you reading through the old pages if you have no time?

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Because I now have time. Why? Because I don't work as much as I should (although I'm trying to work more).

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How come I now gotta type in my name and password everytime I post? Is it a site thing, or are my cookies messed up?

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I've had to type my name and password for months (luckily, autocomplete only requires me to write "m" ). Everything works fine at the FSM board, though.

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Originally posted by Chris Kinsinger:
[b]JOHN! I'm SO GLAD you asked!
You see, Wedge & I have been having an ongoing debate about creation.
Wedge's position is that while he definitely believes that God IS The Creator, He utilized a process of evolution to create the Earth, and all of the living things upon it.
(Am I representing you properly here, Wedge? Please feel free to jump on in and correct me!)
On the other hand, I believe that the Bible is the infallible Word of God, and I take all of it literally. This was not always my position. Years ago I was in Wedge's camp. I bought the evolution theory, and s

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Originally posted by John Dunham:
So I thought, I'll go back and quote one of Marian's old posts! Wouldn you know it, the first one I came across, on the first page I clicked on (at random) was your reply to the post you quoted! What are the odds of that??

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Originally posted by Marian Schedenig:
And John

...at least I [b][/CAN quote! Here's one of your posts:

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=1 face=arial>quote:</font><HR size=1>Originally posted by Chris Kinsinger:
[b][b]JOHN! I'm SO GLAD you asked!
You see, Wedge & I have been having an ongoing debate about creation.
Wedge's position is that while he definitely believes that God IS The Creator, He utilized a process of evolution to create the Earth, and all of the living things upon it.
(Am I representing you properly here, Wedge? Please feel free to jump on in and correct me!)
On the other hand, I believe that the Bible is the infallible Word of God, and I take all of it literally. This was not always my position. Years ago I was in Wedge's camp. I bought the evolution theory, and s <HR size=1></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Huh? What'd you say again?

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Originally posted by Marian Schedenig:
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Okay, Mr. Literal Math! Those are the odds of clicking on the right PAGE.
But what are the odds of a few random clicks of the scroll bar taking me right to YOUR REPLY to MY POST?? Hmmmm??

NP: Dungeons And Dragons, Burnett ****

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Originally posted by Marian Schedenig:
BTW, can anyone explain to me what the "Discuss" button in Microsoft's Internet Explorer is used for?

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No.

I don't even use IE if I can help it. ALSO, I couldn't care less about it's features! So THERE!

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Originally posted by John Dunham:
Okay, Mr. Literal Math! Those are the odds of clicking on the right PAGE.
But what are the odds of a few random clicks of the scroll bar taking me right to YOUR REPLY to MY POST?? Hmmmm??

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No idea. I only replied because your original question was just about clicking the right page, otherwise I would have been wise enough simply not to reply.

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JJ sez:
huh?

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Why?