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Author	Topic: ? for PETER K.

Probable Member	yep, it is
posted 02-06-2001 10:41 AM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	quote: Originally posted by Observer: But what about the army of zombie moles? What about them? He has them. Really. Sure your cat can stand up to one mole, but what about thousands? That are evil. Was that mole your cat ate evil? Didn't think so. All moles are evil. And what do you mean "cat," singular? In this house there are sixteen. Each one is capable of shreading evil zombie moles by the thousands. Plus, I have flea bombs! They work on moles, too. NP:Jumanji, Horner **** [Message edited by John Dunham on 02-06-2001]
posted 02-06-2001 12:43 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	quote: Originally posted by Observer: Wait a minute, if PeterK exploded, that who is running the website?????? It's running on it's own feet. When it gets tired, it'll slow down. John, you obviously don't have a clue how serious the situation is. The Mole Emperor had his scientists working 24 hours a night (below the surface, there's always night), and they came up with a Caterpiller - a device that dehydrates cats and turns them into little pills. Your cats don't stand a chance, considering how large the Zombie Mole Army is. Besides, they have so many Worker Moles, they could easily dig a hole below your house and let it disappear under the earth. Their headquater may be at the Center of the Earth, but they have tunnels to every house, to every street crossing, to every website. The Moles are coming, no matter if you care or not. NP: Moby Dick (Christopher Gordon)
posted 02-06-2001 02:09 PM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	The moles will never defeat ME. You simply don't understand. No mole, or army of moles, or 24-hour-a-night moles, is a match for the varied arsenal of mole-destroying weapons at my command. NP: Thunderheart, Horner, ****
posted 02-06-2001 02:26 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	So John, I suppose you have an extensive arsenal of underwear? That's how I defeated the Mole Emperor the first time.
posted 02-06-2001 03:20 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	quote: Originally posted by John Dunham: All moles are evil. Even Morrocco Mole? From Secret Squirrel? [Message edited by Observer on 02-06-2001]
posted 02-06-2001 03:41 PM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	Observer: Nope, but I find it interesting that you freely admit that I will have no trouble defeating him, considering the rather obsessive tone of your previous posts... As for moles being evil, I think my original statement, where I said "all moles are evil" pretty much covered it.
posted 02-06-2001 03:49 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	quote: Originally posted by John Dunham: Observer: Nope, but I find it interesting that you freely admit that I will have no trouble defeating him, considering the rather obsessive tone of your previous posts... Well, if you do have an extensive arsenal of underwear. If you don't, then well...you're screwed. And I'm obssesive because I care about the world, John. Not in a creepy way, I assure you. NP: Prospero's Books - Michael Nyman
posted 02-06-2001 04:05 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	I just hope John is right. I really do wish he can resist the upcoming Remolution.
posted 02-06-2001 07:03 PM PT (US)

Pete M Member	Yes, John. My prayers are with you.
posted 02-07-2001 05:07 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Member	No way are you guys gonna get me to help you. OOPS! Jz
posted 02-07-2001 08:47 AM PT (US)

John Zimmer Member	No way are you guys gonna get me to help you. OOPS! Jz
posted 02-07-2001 08:48 AM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	Observer, Marian: You've out-goofed me, darn it. I am out of material! Evil Mole King: I surrender. Please, take me away from those two! NP: Kundun, Glass ****�
posted 02-07-2001 12:47 PM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	Ps. Not fair ganging up on me like that. NP: Still Kundun
posted 02-07-2001 12:48 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	quote: Originally posted by John Zimmer: No way are you guys gonna get me to help you. OOPS! What the hell made you think we'd even be REMOTELY interested in helping you? John (the other John), I wasn't trying to discourage you, I only wanted to give you a realistic view of the situation. I'd be immensely glad if you can in fact resist the Grand Mole.
posted 02-07-2001 05:33 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	Remember, John Dunham, underwear! Underwear is the key! Or you could call upon the magical Leech Fairy. Good Luck and godspeed, John.
posted 02-07-2001 07:03 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	2057 -------- It was in this year aliens came to Earth and destroyed much of the Earth. Using their "Super-Blasto Ray" (a term derived from the best guesses of scientists at the time) they destroyed the White House, the Taj Mahal, the Space Needle in Toronto, the Pyramids, and the birthplaces of the ones known as "Daniel2" and "Chris Kinsinger" who, legend has it, were two unexpected, unlikely partners (along with a dog) that fended off the other aliens in what could be described as a "buddy picture". It wasn't, though, until the aliens blew up a Krispy Kreme, did humanity get real pissed off and forced the aliens to watch "Battlefield Earth", a film rumored to be so awful that it was locked in a vault deep under the earth a long time ago. The aliens, when faced with such an abominable weapon, zoomed away as fast as they could, bt crashed into the moon. Humanity jumped with joy, until someone accidently hit the red button that set off all the world's nuclear arms, destroying civilization. From UselessKnowledge.com: In 2057, Jerry Goldsmith rose from the dead as a zombie and continued scoring movies. It was on this day, back in 2029, that Daniel2 led the British conquest of Mars and China explored the moons of Jupiter for signs of life. The American Space program, in the meanwhile, sat twidling their thumbs.
posted 02-08-2001 10:01 AM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	Minor point: Since we no longer have use of the Search Feature, Peter, please don't close this thread! Thank you. NP: Ride With The Devil, Danna ****
posted 02-08-2001 01:38 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	Yeah, I don't think Mr. Feature would welcome the closing of the thread. NP: Robert Schumann: Piano Concerto (Martha Argeric, Chamber Orchestra of Europe, Nikolaus Harnoncourt)
posted 02-08-2001 02:37 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	I would think so... cause in 2060 Search Feature could not find the original "? for PeterK" thread (unfortuantely the subsequent sequels couldn't live up to the original), so he stormed the MovieMusic.com Tower of Doom, where the PeterK-atron (PeterK's very essenese transplanted into a huge computer) watches over the cyber-empire of MM.com. Search Feature demanded the thread back or else MM.com would fall to the rival emprie of Filmtracks.com. Wanting to keep his vast territory, PeterK returned the thread. And all was good.
posted 02-08-2001 03:01 PM PT (US)

Chris Kinsinger Member	They didn't get MY birthplace, Observer... NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT IS!
posted 02-08-2001 03:45 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	I know you're distraught Chris, but that's a what the history booka says.
posted 02-08-2001 06:59 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	Hey, supposedly it's possible that we can move Earth into a completely new orbit! Yes, just when we thought that wily sun had the last laugh with it expanding into a red giant, charring our planet in 5 or 6 billion years in the future, we kick it in the head with our scientific knowledge! Take that sun!
posted 02-09-2001 11:47 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	According to Stephen Hawking, it would even be possible to transform Earth into a Black Hole when using the combined power of all power plants or something like that (or was it nuclear warheads? I have to re-read "Brief History of Time"). NP: The Doors Concerto
posted 02-10-2001 07:09 AM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	Bizarre facts, vol. I: I found out today through personal experience something truly weird. I then verified through a series of extensive tests (which consisted mainly of hurling CDRs across the room at varying velocities). Okay, here it is: you can take a chunk the size of my thumb out of a CD under 45 minutes and it will still play fine. This introduces the new concept of custom cut CDRs! You can cut your CDs into fun shapes, like stars, houses, squares... Just send your credit card number to the following e-mail address: santonea@yahoo.com . You will receive in reply a free brochure with valuable information! NP: Conan The Destroyer, Poledouris ***�
posted 02-10-2001 04:41 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	John: I remember seeing the CD for the soundtrack to the N64 game "Yoshi's Story" in the shape of Yoshi's head. Marian: In Long Island, there's a machine that's accelerating and colliding particles to see what kind of particles came up after the Big Bang. Scientists and Physicists are worried that it could cause a black hole or some other kind of apocalyptic event.
posted 02-10-2001 06:38 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	John, there are custom-shaped CDR's available. Some players are supposed to have problems, though, because of the unbalance of the discs. It's quite interesting to see that if a CD is "visibly" full to the middle, it's only about 30 minutes long - because the track length gets larger toward the rim, of course. Observer: Yeah, I remember reading about that, too. The closest particle accelerator to Vienna is the Swiss CERN, I believe (also one of the most prominent).
posted 02-10-2001 07:20 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	I think we're confusing the folks at "Another ? for PeterK". John, no cross posting!
posted 02-10-2001 09:05 PM PT (US)

JJH Member	why the heck isn't this thread dead yet?
posted 02-11-2001 12:17 AM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	Observer: Uh, those are the SAME PEOPLE, man! JJ: The Will Of Good Men. NP: On Deadly Ground, Poledouris ****
posted 02-11-2001 06:14 AM PT (US)

John Dunham Member	But JJ... don't you know the world is a scary place right now?? What about those stupid moles?? NP: Ride With the-- >erk< >screams are heard in the background< >sound of screaming stops suddenly, followed by dull thud< Okay, you stupid humans! LISTEN UP! This is *The Mole King! I have just begun my invasion, starting with the insignificant little town of Fredericksburg, Virginia! (Who's gonna miss it, besides the Silver Cos?) Anyway, back to the point. My troops are already digging into the White House as we speak, and will soon be replacing the president's top advisors. As we all know, he's too dumb to do anything himself, so it shouldn�t be too hard to get him to do what we want! In phase I, we will institute mole education programs in all the schools! Kids will be required to recite the Pledge Of Subservience To Moles at the start of every day (following a respectful moment of silence). Your offspring already have malleable minds anyhow, so getting them to serve us won�t be hard either! Ha ha ha HA! In Phase II, we will take over the rest of the USA! Of course, the rest of the World won�t care! They hate you all anyway! (Haha ha heh heh! Ah hah ha ha ha ha HA!) In Phase III, we�re going to brainwash Saddam and his army and use him along with the conditioned school kids and any self-admitted Nazis to CONQUER THE GLOBE! You might be wondering why I�m telling you all this, hm? Well, it�s cause I love to gloat! And you�re all too stupid to stop me ANYWAY! Ah, ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HAAA HAHHHAAA!!!!!* >sudden slapping sounds< Ahhh! Underwear! Bleagh! Gasp! Choke! >sound of mole being choked to death< Okay, this is one of the Dunham Cats. No, I won�t say which one. You may not realize this, but you stupid humans are the target of EVERY little NUTBALL in the universe with an invasion plan! Dumb, huh? Anyway, you forgot one little detail: we CATS have already conquered the globe, and we won�t be letting any stupid MOLES take it away! When John wakes up, don�t tell him we saved his life. He already caters to our needs enough as it is. Wha... who posted this stuff in my message? And how did I get this bump on my head? Whoever did this, it's not funny! Say, what happened to my clean underwear...? [Message edited by John Dunham on 02-08-2001]
posted 02-11-2001 06:18 AM PT (US)

Observer Member	I will not let this thread die *dammitt!!!!*
posted 02-12-2001 03:27 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	Dammit! NP: Eric Clapton Unplugged
posted 02-13-2001 12:43 PM PT (US)

Observer Member	How about we just keep posting dammit!for a good while? dammit! Well, we need something to kick this threat in it's metaphorical head......dammit! 3 NP: The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover by Michael Nyman
posted 02-13-2001 03:23 PM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	Damn it! NP: Bridge Over Troubled Water (Simon & Garfunkel)
posted 02-13-2001 04:26 PM PT (US)

Pete M Member	Damn, damn, damn, damnit. [IN BOLD PLEASE]
posted 02-14-2001 06:35 AM PT (US)

Pete M Member	Hmmm. Don't seem to have got the hang of this making things in bold thing. Damn it!
posted 02-14-2001 06:39 AM PT (US)

Pete M Member	Oh, & now I'm bad double poster again. Or even triple poster, as it happens. My bad. Damn it! :GRRRR [Message edited by Pete M on 02-14-2001]
posted 02-14-2001 06:40 AM PT (US)

Marian Schedenig Member	You have to write a "[", a "b" and a "]" to get bold font (and the same AFTER the bold part, just with a "/" before the "b"), *DAMMIT*!
posted 02-14-2001 07:52 AM PT (US)

Timmer Member	"[","D""A""B""N""A""B""B""I""T""!""]" [Message edited by Timmer on 02-14-2001]
posted 02-14-2001 08:23 AM PT (US)

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