Ups... now I'm doomed!

Bye...

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Originally posted by joan hue:
have you noticed how easy it is to spot
posts by writing style?

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That's one of the situations where it shows that English is not my mother tongue... I haven't even thought about that before.

I'm not Roman!

Boris, another 20 years with your wife probably won’t help you understand
women any better. (Nor will I understand men.) It’s the old Mars-
Venus syndrome. (Why don’t all you guys get in touch more often with your
feminine side? ) On the other hand, maybe I should..you know.

Back to topic. Anyone want to reveal his/her twin, triplet identities yet?
Aw, come on.

Well, to begin with:

Jeff Wise,
Ronald Reagan,
John Williams II,
Ernie Wiggins,
Zalgon The Great,
The Man Who Killed JFK,
The One That Got Away,
The Man With The Golden Gun,
The Invisable Man,
Encino Man,
Terminal Man,
The Man in the Iron Mask,
Manny Calavera,
Guybrush Threepwood,
Zombie Pirate LeChuck,
Aragorn son of Arathorn (Also known as Strider, or to the Elves The Dunedan),
John Malkovich,
Kilroy was Here,
Pegleg Pete,
Shivered McTimber,
The French Friar,
The Long Lost Member of the Partridge Family (Joebob),
La'usso of the Nuum K'di,
Lamp Man,
The Terminator,
Mysterioso (He's From Spain),
El Spiffo (He's from Spain too),
The Surfer,
Saur Kraut,
Ernst Starro Blofeld,
John Towner Williams,
The Scary Guy,
The Octopus-Headed Man,
The Giant Carrot,
and....

That's about it.

Well, see-ya!

~Shivered

NP: "Gladiator" by Hans Zimmer

So no one has “come out” yet. Darn. I’m leaving on a vacation
for a few days tomorrow, so if anyone shows up with the moniker
Cool Hand Luke, he’s an interloper; he’s fools gold. It isn't mom.

You will find that most people in Britain now pronounce schedule as skedule instead of shedule……more evidence of American neocolonialism.

Society is ever evolving, ever improving, and ever maturing, much like CMS (contemporary musical sensibilities). The wilderness has been conquered, new technologies have been developed, and western civilization now enjoys unprecedented levels of peace. The male sex, in its macho, aggressive, physical, strutting, egotistic and destructive form, has served its purpose. Women today have overtaken ‘men’ as the leaders of society (you will find that most male leaders of society have a strong and resourceful wife or partner ‘pulling the strings’). As the 21st century progresses, women themselves will continue to become leaders of government and industry, and will one day (in the not so distant future) outnumber men as leaders of society. Women aren’t doing this by discovering their masculine side, no, they are doing it by reinforcing their natural and inherent feminine superiority. The female intellect and powers of reason are well in advance of those of the male.

Up until the middle of the 20th century, women were actively undermined by men. Prior to the mid-20th century, the world was basically an uncivilized and unruly place…..mankind was yet to fully master the forces of nature (he hasn’t ‘fully’ yet, but he’s done enough to make life comfortable for himself), and society itself was still rather primitive. It is no coincidence that as society has developed and become more mature and sophisticated it is the refulgency of womankind that has blazed the trail and it is the female of the species that is acquiring the ascendancy. Not only that, the pilosity of the male merely reinforces the more primitive nature of man and the male sexuality is also far more inclined toward allotropy.

In any case, as far as humans are concerned, the male of the species is far more feminine than the female is masculine…..if you catch my drift. The male sex is the weaker sex, emotionally and intellectually. The female is also physically far stronger than the male….I doubt if many men would survive the menstrual cycle, let alone giving birth.

It is extraordinarily condescending of men to hold doors open for women…..not only that, it is also a perfect example of the male instinct for childishly transparent duplicity, flummery and disingenuousness.

Apart from anything else, the male is severely handicapped by his sex drive, an overactive libido does tend to cloud his judgement and weaken his objectivity, though in time an effective drug will be developed to quell mankind’s innate sexual febrility.

The human male is also rather more mendacious than the female, thus it is only right that the male sex is compelled to reinforce the feminine aspect of his being….that can only benefit him, his acquaintances and society as a whole.

The male of the species is far more naturally inclined towards what are popularly perceived as feminine tendencies than the female is inclined toward what are popularly conceived as masculine tendencies. Indeed, as the inosculation of the sexes continues, the human race, as a whole, is becoming more feminine….and as such, femininity is serving as an emollient to mankind’s primitive and barbaric nature and sensibilities. The human male’s ongoing transubstantiation is thankfully irresistible, whilst civilization exists.

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it is extraordinarily condescending of men to hold doors open for women…..not only that, it is also a perfect example of the male instinct for childishly transparent duplicity, flummery and disingenuousness.

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I gotta disagree with ya' there, Daniel2. I was raised in the belief that such behaviour is simply "good manners". And in spite of all of the wrong-headed teaching that I have since discarded in my lifetime, I still believe in exhibiting good manners. I open doors for women and men alike all the time. And ya' wanna know something? The vast majority of them really like it! They smile and thank me. I need all the smiles I can generate, Daniel2.
And, by the way, Joan...I aspire to the title "Gourmet Cook"...but I'm really only a dabbler. Boris & I will have to talk about that later.
OH! I almost forgot! Daniel2, one of my favorite episodes of The Avengers featured Christopher Lee as an electrical man...and in that particular show, Diana Rig enunciates the word "ah-loo-MIN-ee-um" so wonderfully! Even as a teenager, she curled my little toes!

NP:Fall Of The Roman Empire Tiomkin

The people with real multiple personality disorders haven't contacted me yet, so I am debating what to do next. Perhaps the best thing is to get in touch with them via email?

I was hoping for a coming out party, but this got a little ridiculous! Say, isn't it summer where most of you are? Aren't there a few things to do outside? I can understand why those who really have multiple personalities can't go out and play - they've got personality accounting to do to make sure unfortunate accidents don't happen... but, the rest of you?

Anyway, I hope you had fun with this. I need to go thinking about things.

PeterK

Still, this post has given me a good laugh

PeterK

NP - "Hatari!" by Mancini (Yes, still playing it! Great stuff!)

I will bring it back in about six months so that we
(a) learn to act like we have all at least SEEN a woman before; and
(b) not take everything here at face value. Don't you think that the guy who "invented" our "Dex" is laughing at all the responses? An odd mind there, and one that definitely does NOT get any more free composer-signed goodies.....

PeterK, I've been a good boy! I mean, I know I'm just a figment and all, but...nobody's perfect!

At some point I shall have to divulge that I am at LEAST half the people on the board! But I am not doing it now! LATER I will do it! And I will also mention I am another half of the people you haven't even MET yet! And I am yet another half of people who don't even EXIST yet! And I am yet ANOTHER half of people who never EXISTED! Add it up (does YOUR computer have a calculator on it? Mine does!) and that makes me nearly two whole other people! And there are more on the way! But I will bide my time before I tell you THAT little fact! I already know you will fall for anything! But I must wait a while longer before I point that out to you, on the eve of my triumph!

NP: THE SIMPSONS with the sound turned off ... God, this show is irredeemably filthy ... you can just tell what that Marge is constantly thinking about, her fevered brain percolating God only knows what manner of obscenities under those mounds of obscenely elaborate unnaturally curly hair ... They are all the same! ... BAYWATCH is on next ... oh God oh God oh God, I can't stand it, but I MUST watch ... once the world is absorbed into my collective, then I/we will know what NOT to allow in future ...

all too sincerely, Bartholomew Conger IV

An actual female looks a lot like that picture posted as "Dex"'s (with a number of variations, Thank God). Big difference is that real women are born into the real world, not created for giggles in the virtual one.

The worst lies are the ones that are formed for no purpose other than entertainment; since they often occur amongst friends and/or acquaintances, they are also the hardest to understand or take back.

Regarding your remark “You can't just say "POOF!" and I'm history!”.

For a man to hold a door open for a woman today, is seen by many women as the ultimate insult. Politically-correct etiquette is far more important than ‘good manners’.

Things may still be different in Pennsylvania….oh, while I’m talking about your part of the world, the city of ‘brotherly love’ is due for a more feminine name change…..maybe Fillydelphia would be more appropriate in today’s enlightened and politically-correct age.

Daniel2, I don't know where you get this "politically correct" nonsense...and I doubt that you actually believe it, but Chris & dantoris are quite correct. "Regular People" (NOT the militant minorities), appreciate a common gesture of kindness or helpfulness, and the great majority of them respond with a smile. Only an extremist (or a very grouchy person) takes offense at a totally benign act.

I usually always get thank you's and smiles. This politically correctnes crazyness was probably invented by lazy, "I don't care about anyone else but me", people trying to have the rest of humanity conform to their low standarts.Well, not with me, I say, not with me.

How hard is this anyway?

Everyone, look at Dantoris, now there is a guy with class. How come the other double identities people can't do the same?

let me clarify this. The comment about you was sincere, without any sarcasm whatsoever. I admire and respect you for your apology post.