And Timmer...

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Originally posted by Timmer:
....I'm sure I hadn't drank anything when I was there?....don't r'member 2 peaks?!

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Anyone knows why on cat litter packages, the handles are never made stable enough to support the weight they're supposed to carry?

Here Lies

JJH

Np Rambo 2

Wife: Oh yes quite well.

Inspector: Yes.

Wife: He was my husband.

Inspector: Yes. And, er, he never showed any inclination towards being a Scotsman before this happened?

Wife: (shocked) No, no, not at all. He was not that sort of person...

Inspector: He didn't wear a kilt or play the bagpipes?

Wife: No, no.

Inspector: He never got drunk at night or bought home black puddings?

Wife: No, no. Not at all.

Inspector: He didn't have an inadequate brain capacity?

Wife: No, no, not at all.

Inspector: I see. So by your account JJH was a perfectly ordinary man without any tendency towards being a Scotsman whatsoever?

Wife: Absolutely, yes. (suddenly remembering) Mind you he did always watch Dr Finlay on television.

Inspector: Ah-hah! ... Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts.

Wife: I beg your pardon?

Inspector: Well you see Scottishness staffs with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all... (goes rigid with Scots accent.) No further questions!

(No sooner are the words out of his mouth than he turns into a Scotsman and charges away up the street)

Fun story, Probable.

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Originally posted by Probable:
Inspector: He didn't have an inadequate brain capacity?

Wife: No, no, not at all.

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Please elaborate. I'm not convinced. (Check his post at the bottom of page #1 to see why)

NP: Sergei Prokofiev: Ivan the Terrible (Ambrosian Chorus, Philharmonia Orchestra, Riccardo Muti)

Sorry.. all this "Inspector" talk...

Just means more work for the rest of us, I guess - not that I have been very active around here lately. But now that I'm back I certainly intend to keep going.

Don't worry, Marian, we'll get there eventually. It just might take a little longer.

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Originally posted by James:
There seem to be about only 5 people perpetuating this thread's existence. Last time 5 was the number of people who didn't participate.

Just means more work for the rest of us, I guess - not that I have been very active around here lately. But now that I'm back I certainly intend to keep going.

Don't worry, Marian, we'll get there eventually. It just might take a little longer.

James
NP - The Mummy Returns

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Yes. And I'm going to be one of the people who's not going to post here & perpetuate this thread. You see, I have my own thread, & I'm going to get to 1000 before you!! Hehehe. I'm not going to help you to get a silly number of posts...

Doh!

Ban him, FishChip, before it's too late!

And I don't actually want you banned, Pete. You know that, right?

Not that I'm posting on this thread, because it is silly, I will not have any part of any silliness on this board.

What a silly queue. And Is hall not be any part of any sillines, nor ahgll I post on this thread, nor should I becoma Ivor The Engine.

Perrrrschtikuff!!!

You have no idea how addictive doing that is. All my flat-mates think I'm going mad. They're probably right.

So, you wanna buy a monkey?

Reminds me of that great song in Curse of Monkey Island III:

Theeeere's a....
Monkey in my Pocket
And he's stealing all my change.
His (???) is (???) and (???) (sorry, can't remember this part anymore)
I suspect that he's deraaanged!